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The Crowley Game!

Note: This game is a Conformity, Inc.-sanctioned activity. Offended? Get over it. Or take it up with [Avoral]. Either works; you'll cry yourself to sleep either way, you whiny Satanist you.

It's time for The Crowley Game! Yay! In this game, horrible conformist pigs like you and me butcher, maim, and warp the collective life's work of leading Satanists such as Aleister Crowley and Anton LaVey. Points will be awarded to whoever makes the best mockery of Satanic faith and doctrine loosely based on the point system of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" So, without further ado, let's begin with the obligatory FAQ.

The Obligatory FAQ
When will I be recognized?
No entry that sucks will be featured for longer than it takes for me to notice it. This process can take anywhere from the blink of an eye to the span of the universe's age; life is taken into account in creating this figure, as well as my possible death at any given moment due to meteorite strikes or terrorist attacks on rural America. However, as my attempts at gaining immortality seem to be working thus far--I've not died once my whole life--I'll check it when I get to it.
I wanna corrupt this work of literature or poetry SO bad, but it's not featured on here! How do I get started on it?
Good question, you crafty little weasel. Since I am a lazy bastard, I'm halfway relying on you all to research them, unearth the stuff, and post it to me. I'll have some of it, but I've got no intention of poring through the Satanist's Bible for segments I can find humor in, nor will I plunge deep into esoterica to unearth Crowley's 10th-grade poetry notebook. Thus said, the process is simple: Create a wiki, call it by the name of the work, and tack on a synonym of "remade." "Revamped," "rehashed," "regurgitated," "reborn," "subjected to the badass light of Avoral's genius," or anything of the like are possible words you can throw in there. But remember, though conformity is a good thing, creativity is golden here. Name it as you wish, primarily. Anyway, from there, you can submit them to me, and I'll either post them myself or haphazardly give you my password for the wiki in the hopes that reverting to past pages will prove to be an effective method of combating would-be wiki-corrupting wanks.
What do you guys have against Satanists?
Making fun of them is high-class entertainment, plain and simple.

Thus said, let's begin with
Hymn to Lucifer Reloaded, as a sort of preliminary trial. Let's see if it can be done.

Back to Conformity, Inc.

No Crowleys were harmed in the making of this game.  Conformity, Inc. and the word "meteorite" 
are copyright (c) 2004 by [Avoral].  All your base are belong to us.

2005-04-01 [Pyra]: True, I cannot deny that. Therefore we shall all bow before the master *love is soapy*

2005-04-01 [Lost in Illusions]: "*love is soapy*"? o.O ~bows to his master~

2005-04-01 [Pyra]: Hahaha, anthony will know what I'm talking about...tee hee...<.<.......>.>.........*pushes you into the master* Wasn't me! I'm just sittin here eatin an apple....<.<......>.>.....

2005-04-01 [Lost in Illusions]: uh... huh.... I dun care.... Anthony is my little straight crush, hehe.

2005-04-01 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Apathy takes over... I'll give it a stab in a week. A month... maybe two.

2005-04-01 [Lost in Illusions]: hehe. Same for me... apathy stays with me... my mood changes from "happy" to "sad" but overall, it stays "apathetic"

2005-04-01 [Avoral]: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Smacks The Chris for bumping into him, noticing it couldn't be the [Pyra] because she's just innocently eating an apple and such* Yes, love is soapy. All of you must know this now. Love is a very soapy thing.

2005-04-01 [Lost in Illusions]: Im very sure it is, dear ~glares at [Pyra], then at the Avoral for slapping him~ Hey... OUCH?! ><

2005-04-01 [Avoral]: YAY!

2005-04-01 [Avoral]: Hey, wait a second, you all just proclaimed me your master! *Wipes a tear from his eye* I'm so bad-ass.

2005-04-01 [Lost in Illusions]: yes, you are, dear. We bow to your power!

2005-04-01 [Avoral]: Yay!

2005-04-01 [Lost in Illusions]: ~bows to the master~ We mush love you! Must destroy... fake goths... master!

2005-04-02 [Delladreing]: *coughs in between bowing* andthefakepaganstoo*cough cough* :D

2005-04-02 [Pyra]: *Huggles all* We're so full of love....mwhahaha...*huggles de anthony* We wubs you, zombie master! X.x

2005-04-04 [iippo]: I think the day has come for me to say my magic words to [Avoral], which state Avy's pwnessness. So here goes: Avy, have I told you that I luff you muchos? ^'^

2005-04-04 [iippo]: *pokes at uber disclaimer in the end of page*

2005-04-05 [Pyra]: okay, that saying rules the almighty mightyness of the carrots

2005-04-29 [levhole]: My humble contribution to this lovely game: The Satanic Ruels of Earth, conformed

2005-05-02 [iippo]: 10 meters! Sorry to plug like this, but you guys seem to be poetic, and I need that.

2006-08-12 [ueryurwt]: Gentelmen, having not been around for some time, would it be redundant of me to state that one of the main beliefs of satanism is to do things for oneself and only for your own personal gratification? Holding this statement to be true, do you think it rather dicotomous of our satanic friends to stand in a circle and worship satan?

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